D'Arcy M. Sat, Dec 11, 2010 subject " One Armed Poem in D' " ONE ARMED POEM IN D' (first stanza) Tennis ball fly Thought I would die (second stanza) Mid-shaft Humerus Fracture (third stanza) DAMN !!!!! ---------- Reply - Angus B. Ouch! ... so is one to presume D'Arcy's plastered and it's not even Monday ... ? ---------- Reply - Dave P D'arc, I'll be right over. The medication REALLY has no side effect! really!!! Just hold still, those faces you see bulging out of the wall, they are only illusions. And by the way, do NOT watch 'the fugitive', or listen to Dave P's one-armed piano rendition of the first Bach 'cellosuite!!!. Dave. ---------- Brad P. wrote: By 'one armed', shouldn't it be one hand on the key board? Here's a left-handed haiku: bar serves vast wet beer Brad rests rear sees real great art Dave gave great fat farts Brad ---------- Dave P. These days, with the environment a big concern I think we need to trim syllables to use less ink, keystrokes etc. MIDku: what about 4 6 4? bar serves vast wet Brad rests rear sees real great Dave gave great fat! LOWKU - 3 5 3 bar serves vast Brad rests rear sees real Dave gave fat! ---------- Reply - Angus Bungay what about a DQ - 2 4 1 Blizzard Brad rests great rear fart ---------- Brad P. how about a right-handed Christmas haiku: I yip boppy joy jolly holy poppy hymn minimum minion joy, Hummmmm! Brad pop mop mo hump klump yip up you ill OK minimum mum no pony oy hymn joy yuk nil pill lip limy lob nob bop pop jolly lolly polly molly holy kill hill mill hum kin yin minion nippy him jump ---------- Reply - Graeme D. What ! Did you pop an E? ---------- Brad is not available to chat ---------- Reply - Graeme D. OK - fewer keystroke challenge. #rm PU QL 0 2D 4COL TISL WIM PP @TEOTD TAP NUFF GWS translation (from valid netlingo / txt) Broken arm Stinks Quit laughing Zero to do For crying out loud This is so lame Woe is me People At the end of the day Take a pill Enough said Get well soon ----------